談酒 on alcohol
撰稿者：夏侯元 By H. Y. Qea

醇酒美人，是千年英雄追逐目標之一，是騷人墨客詠嘆不己的佳話，可以說世界上不響往，不留連的人，很少很少。
Alcohol is one of the many objects heroes and poets longing for in human history. It could be confirm that very few who care less of liquors.

美酒氣味芬芳誘人，口感郤入口辛辣，完全談不到好喝；酒好不好喝呢？我可以借一句名言作答案：「寒冬飲冰水，冷暖自知。」沒有標準答案，因人而異，這表示大家對同一事件的感覺不一定完全一樣，甚至相反。
Do you love alcohol? Yes or not is up to individual's feeling. There is no standard answer. Alcohol gives attractive smells and is however tastes hot and bitter. The difference between people might be contradictory one another completely. which concludes that our sensing organ on one same thing could differ somewhat or entirely.

嚴格來說，分好、不好、兩種罷了。
Pros and cons of drinking alcohol as beverage are as follow:

說酒不好喝的人，大半是孩童，他們還沒嚐過酒味，還沒上癮；屬於酒國中沒歸化的外星人。
Most children dislike alcohol because they haven't doped who are like not immigrated aliens among the cons.

說酒好喝的人有酒仙和酒鬼兩種. People could fall into *alcohol ghost (drunkard) and *alcohol fair (royal class people)

酒仙可以千杯不醉，到明天仍舊可以正常工作不綴；這種人屬於酒仙，生活在幸福中。
Alcohol fairs are those who are able to bottom up and still on duty as usual. Who are living in good luck.

酒鬼，因為酒精中毒，他們餓肚子可以，但不能沒酒喝，所以嗜酒如命；這種人屬於受害者，活的很辛苦。
Alcohol ghosts are deeply doped ones. They could stand hungry with alcohol and disparate for liquor day and night and are the victims due to being doped.

祝網友愛酒，而不嗜酒。God bless you bottom up without drund.
* Alcohol fair refers to the alias of a Chinese poet in history. Alcohol ghost refers to Chinese drunkard as a whole.
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中華民國九十二年十二月十三日星期六Saturday, December 13, 2003
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